Count Olaf from The Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket!
And it was Dylan M. who apprehended him!

Standing alone with a cold light breeze
Brushing against the coat of silk smooth fur
Smells the air waiting for some prey,
Walking… through the forest all night and day,
Still searching for some prey,
Finally he finds something to eat
Will he change his luck today?
As he closes in the lowers his body
Barely visible to the human eye
Yet he is spotted and it runs away.
He is lying on the icy cold ground…
Dying today under the sunset sky.
NICK DELIA
A deep grumble runs over the still pond
A lazy eye runs over the cool green water
There’s a hum over the cool green water
A lone mosquito flies
Alone in the dark
Flying close to the water
The cool green water
The hum gets closer the patient hunter waits
In the water, the cool green water,
The hum is getting closer
A flash of his tongue and its gone
All over the water,
The cool green water
A deep rumble runs over the pond.
There has to be an end to this and it will one day become true. I have a dream that the religions will one day bring a world of peace, filled with love for one another. I have a dream, that won’t be a dream anymore, it will be reality.
The 11th of September, a total disgrace… If only people would be people, if only they’d all agree to live a life. A life with no suffering! Attacks in
I do have a dream, a dream today. Let terrorism stop! Let it stop this instant! Let us all agree on at least one thing. The truth is we’ll all live in a better world. In a fresh forest, not a dry desert.
We’re all the same people; if we’re blacks and whites, or Jews and Gentiles, or Protestants and Catholics. We’re all the same. We’re equal. We are a living Earth. So let us live a life with no terrorism.
I have a dream. Let it be granted by us, the unification of people. Let it be done by time, and we will thank our Father at the end and say with no arguments: Terrorism stopped! Terrorism ended!